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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

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Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

No way

No go.

So they tried

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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